Bad joke du jour

"Mr. Friday, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the girl you need. Say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.

"Don't bother," replies Mr. Friday, "I've two sisters at home who look after all my needs."

"That's all well and good, but all the relatives in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."

"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."