Bad joke du jour

A 12 year old girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a Hostess pastry, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut. When her turn comes, she brings her pastry with her to the chair, and the barber covers her. Soon, she pulls the pastry out for a bite.

"You're getting hair on your Twinkie," the barber playfully warns.

"Yes, I know," replies the girl. "And I'm getting boobies, too.