A nation of laws.

Minnesota - It is illegal to tease skunks.

Brainerd, Minnesota - Every man must grow a beard

Ohio - It is illegal to sell beer while wearing a Santa Claus suit, even if you are a dog.

Seattle, Washington - It is illegal to sell lollipops. Suckers are fine.

Virginia - All bathtubs must be outside, not in the house.

Toronto, Canada - It is illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday after eating garlic.

Cleveland, Ohio - It is illegal to capture mice without a hunting license.

Arizona - It is illegal to hunt camels.

Kentucky - It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisana - It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.

Indiana - It is prohibited to bathe in the winter.

Kentucky - You must take a bath at least once a year.

Alaska - It is illegal to look at a moose from a flying vehicle.

Atlanta, Georgia - It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

Idaho - It is forbidden by law for one citizen to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

New York State - It is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a trolley car.

New Jersey - It is illegal to slurp soup.

Arkansas - A man is allowed to beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

Chicago, Illinois - It is illegal for a woman that weighs 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.

Miami, Florida - It is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown.

Mesquite, Texas - It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Connecticut - It is illegal to walk across the street on your hands.

New York - It is illegal to do anything against the law. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

Hartford, Connecticut - It is illegal to plant a tree in the street.

Maryland - It is illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.

New Hampshire - It is illegal to dye margarine pink.

Texas - It is illegal to milk another person's cow.