Hollywood is officially out of ideas

Just what everyone has been screaming for... a movie version of the tv series Dallas.

What haven't they remade yet? I bet within 2 years we'll see:

I Dream of Jeannie (with J.Lo in her career death spiral and Ewan McGregor)
Welcome Back Kotter (starring John Travolta, ironically)
Three's Company (starring Jessica Simpson, Janeane Garofalo and Ben Stiller)