The Ultimate Vanity Plate: GOREWON

And by 'vanity', I mean a vain attempt to rewrite history.

I was driving back to the office after lunch, and suddenly realized the owner of the Buick in front of me had vanity plates that spelled out "GOREWON". Apparently he didn't get the memo that every recount, both real and theoretical, declared George Bush the winner of the 2000 election. Yet here he is, driving around 5 years later, still indignant about the outcome. And making sure we all know it.

Maybe the DMV should make an exception of their list of unusable vanity plates and grant him the use of "LOSER" instead. At least people would think it's funny, rather than the pathetic message he's currently driving home.