bad joke du jour

A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole.

He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen ..."

they all look the same

it turns out, all asians DO look the same to me. I scored 4 out of 18 on this quiz.

Ku Klux Klan member is honored in Senate

Democrat Senator Robert Byrd is honored by the U.S. Senate for being the longest serving Senator in history. Something for the party of Chappaquiddick to be proud of, no doubt.

virgins? what virgins??

Allah wishes to reward you for being a martyr for Islam. Here are your 72 grapes.

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