Former mayor of Washington DC (and ex-con) robbed

Robbed at gunpoint in his Washington DC home by two teenagers with guns. The ex-mayor, who has already criminalized the possession of guns in the District of Columbia by all law-abiding citizens, now thinks it might be necessary to ask criminals for their guns, as well.

Any street junkies carrying weapons who are reading this blog should contact the police immediately to learn how they can help the ex-mayor with his next attempt to make the city safer. After all, Mayor Marion Barry once said, "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."

Perhaps the ex-crack addict mayor will come up with another newsworthy quote on par with his past soundbites...

"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."

"Bitch set me up."

"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."

"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."

"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"